I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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