Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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