Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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