Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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