David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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