: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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