Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
