we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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