if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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