even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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