if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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