Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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