I bet he comes in French.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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