hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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