in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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