she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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