I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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