I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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