when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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