I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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