Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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