So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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