But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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