I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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