Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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