i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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