new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You can't just leave with hair like that
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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