White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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