So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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