I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
soo... how was my night?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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