I'm so fucking centered right now
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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