yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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