I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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