you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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