think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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