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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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