My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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