We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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