I feel like I'm in dance class right now
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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