honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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