I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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