therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Randomize
