Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Drunk twilight is the only twilight