just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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