I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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