Cold hands, warm shart.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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