We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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