Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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