His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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