I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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