I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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