? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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