You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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