Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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