ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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