I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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